deviljesus

Germans Who Say Nice Things

2009-11-16T04:43:00.000-08:00

This video is motivation for me to be a better wife.

"YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN A TUBE TOP!"

you are not getting older YOU ARE GETTING BETTER!!!!!!!!

When The Soap Opera Devil Possesses You, You Get Laser-Beam Eyes And Projectile Vomit

2009-05-01T17:16:00.000-07:00

The Devil possesses Marlena, Days Of Our Lives' plucky doctor, and causes her to manifest powers such as laser-beam eyes and projectile vomit, which coats her longtime love-interest John completely. Greatest soap-opera plot ever.

The best bit comes around 7:55, when Marlena busts out the aforementioned laser eyes and face-spattering puke

(via io9)

Devil Be Gone

2009-05-01T16:53:00.000-07:00

JESUS EXPELLING THE DEVIL BY DUCCIOHe's known for many other religious paintings of Madonna and Christ and family.

Who's still expelling the devil today? Let's Google it.

via: neal skorpen

I Don't Have Faith In You

2009-05-01T16:48:00.000-07:00

There are a couple events in my life where I should've gotten "it in writing." C'est la vie.

Jesus died too young to get any presents

2006-12-07T17:48:00.001-08:00

Let's face it! Of all the phony holidays, Christmas wins hands down!

Christmas is a rewritten pagan holiday that celebrates nature. That's where the tree cutting thing came in. It was originally rewritten by Christians as a "compromise" to convert the pagans to Christianity. During the early twentieth century; it was again rewritten so that consumers would feel obligated to spend almost every dime they saved during the year (or borrow money they don't have) in a two week period. Almost 50% of a retailer's business comes from the Christmas season.

But it's too late to give up christmas now! it's the one time of the year when familys actually get to see each other in person, just to give em a little gift of shitz and gigglez. if it wasn't for those christmas creators we would have to settle for animal sacrifices and eating virgins. it's a toss up

GOD

2006-12-07T13:52:00.001-08:00

If he is infinitely good,
what reason should we have to fear him?
If he is infinitely wise,
why should we have doubts concerning our future?
If he knows all,
why warn him of our needs and fatigue him with our prayers?
If he is everywhere,
why erect temples to him?

Percy Bysshe Shelley
1792-1822
(From The Necessity of Atheism)

2006-11-29T15:05:00.000-08:00

If we ever get to make a new religion I think this should be what we worship I can see it on the ceilings of the 16th chapel it's beautiful
it is deviljesus.
thanks to SAMO

"SAMO. S-A-M-O. Come on you ve seen it on the walls everywhere.

"SAMO as an end to to mindwash religion, nowhere politics and bogus philosophy".

"I had some money, I made the best paintings ever. I was completely reclusive, worked a lot, took a lot of drugs. I was awful to people." Jean-Michel Basquiat

Photographer James VanDerZee (1886-1983)
Gelatin silver print, 1982
Published January 1989
Donna Mussenden VanDerZee

2006-11-19T19:51:00.000-08:00

“We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell”

Oscar Wilde

THE FALL OF THE REBEL ANGELS

2006-11-18T10:03:00.001-08:00

Pieter Bruegel the Elder was a Flemish Renaissance painter and printmaker known for his landscapes and peasant scenes. This one is one of my favorites.

ANIMALS CAN BE DEVILISH TOO

2006-11-14T12:19:00.000-08:00

I'D BE PRETTY PISSED IF MY NAME WAS BURGER TOO. IMAGINE HEARING THIS KITTY WHILE OUT STROLLING THE NIGHT. THERE'D BE LOTS OF FOOLS RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES.

ANGELS KILL

2006-11-12T19:04:00.001-08:00

Angels are not cute. Forget all the images of baby-fat cherubs floating in heavenly bliss...you sheltered dummy. Angels are angry, ass-kicking, flaming-sword-wielding, vengeance-mongers who impregnate human women with mutant spawn in their spare time. Read Genesis.

Archangels: This is the elite corps of God's murdering army, often charged with Very Important Tasks on His direct orders, like obliterating cities to prevent buggery. Archangels include Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, Raphael and Metatron. Don't ask how these names were determined. It's just the way things are.
Seraphim: The Catholic Encyclopedia says seraphim "stand before God as ministering servants in the heavenly court," whatever that means. They have six wings, an uncertain number of faces. The archangels are members of the seraphim caste.
Cherubim: The designation cherubim is where the word "cherub" comes from, but these bloodthirsty mutant freaks are anything but adorable. They have four faces, four hands, four wings and cloven hooves for feet. And don't forget the flaming swords!
Virtues: Supposedly in charge of nature and lending the occasional hand to beleaguered humans.
Powers: These angels are in charge of killing demons, much like Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Principalities: In charge of watching over the welfare of nations. Clearly, the Principality in charge of Iraq has a lot of 'splaining to do.
Guardian Angels: The concept of the guardian angel is really one of the most baffling ideas in the history of religion. With all the documentation about the missions of angels, where the hell did anyone get the idea that these guys might be on our side at all, let alone that there might be one personally assigned to taking care of you as you go through life? Who knows where the concept of guardian angel came from or how the image of angels has changed into baby-cute cherubs. I'd rather see angels portrayed in their full four-headed glory.

2006-10-12T20:11:00.000-07:00

watch out for pussies with guns

TRADING IN YOUR BODY

2006-10-12T16:29:00.000-07:00

Nigerians are doing some big business. This poster beautifully portrays the trade in human body parts for ritual purposes. The sale of body parts is illegal in every country except China and Iran. gung hay fat choy!

"Eyes for rituals"—an elite (Alhaji) sells human body parts to a "white man."

White man: "Okay, But I need fresh eye now."

Alhaji: "That one will cast you money o like $200,000."

2006-10-08T12:17:00.000-07:00

A GREETING FOR YOUR EVIL BONES

COBRA WANTS YOU TO JOIN HIS EVIL EMPIRE.

devil to jesus

2006-10-07T23:32:00.000-07:00

Shoot Them In The Back

2006-10-07T15:15:00.000-07:00

From The Mind Of Diamonds
This Tip Will Save You
Or Kill You! Cus You're Not
The Only One Reading It

Devil Jesus In Human Form

2006-10-05T17:00:00.000-07:00

Woo Hoo Jesus on T.V.
Hustler "H-U-S-T-L-E-R" Hustler
Fuck a Mexican or Cuban President
Go straight to the BIG SHOW
Just Become The Almighty with Diamonds
P.S.Creciendo En Gracia has no membership cards!

DEVILJESUS STARE OFF

2006-10-02T14:18:00.000-07:00

the devil and jesus are two very distinct powerful figures known to all. what happens when you bring them together and create deviljesus?